Who's committing lewd public acts with Francis Foods cheese? Accompany pathologically self-improving heiress, Frances Francis, through Canada’s greatest roadside attractions as she tries to unmask the culprit. Armed with an earnest desire to save the family business and questionable detective skills, Frances turns the mystery into a messy media spectacle. Racing against the true crime investigators on Reddit, Frances must catch the Cheese Pervert before they destroy her chance to take over the family business– and the Cheese Division's profit margins. Regrettably, inspired by true events.

Fresh off the Hamilton fringe stage, this solo show is sharp as aged cheddar and gouda for a laugh. We’re taking this Canadian dairytale to the Edinburugh fringe festival, and want to share it with our hometown friends, family, and enemies before crossing the pond. 

Nothing’s free in this world – except cheese at this show.  Join us for a cheese and [insert drink of your choice] starting 45 minutes before showtime to wish us a bon voyage to Edinburgh! 

Starring: Megan Phillips (People Suck, The Office: A Musical Parody)

Directed by: Krista Rowe (Breakup Time Machine, Promise House)

$22.50 online, $25 at the door

ACCESSIBILITY

Comedy Bar is a basement venue with 16 steps down to the entrance. Washrooms are located on the main floor.

The use of smoke machines and strobe, flashing lights or lasers may occur during performances